This Land Is My Land

Inspired the State of the Union address, I  give you "This Land is My Land," with words by B. Hussein Obama, and music by Woody Guthrie:

This land ain't your land, This land is my land

From California to the New York island;  

From the Keystone pipeline, to the Gulf Stream waters

This land was made for Me, not you.

Though I sent weapons south of the border,

I’ll take your rifles, by executive order:

I like my gun runs, but you can’t have one

The Bill of Rights is for Me, not you.

I let four men die, stranded in Benghazi,

I didn’t miss that party with Jay-Z and Beyonce

I blamed a movie, and was helped by Crowley

This press is soft on Me, not you.

Those who have worked hard, and saved their money

Don’t pay their fair share; like Buffett’s secretary.

If you own a business, you didn’t build that

You must work for Me, not you.

As I went walking I saw a sign there

And on the sign it said "No Hiring."

Why don’t we raise the minimum wage?

Math is good for you, not Me.

Obamacare insured the nation,

Although your health care may now be rationed,

If you like your doctor, you won’t get to keep her

Health care was made for Me, not you.

For those who saw the CBO’s projection,

And may not vote for me with affection,

I’ll just buy more votes, through immigration

Elections are rigged for Me, not you.

Nobody living can ever top me,

As I go racing, that road to serfdom;

Nobody living can ever stop me!

This land was made for Me, not you.